Wednesday, May 28th, 2014 – Last Day At Primary

awkward staffroom times
did they know I was leaving?
probably not, no.

what is this weather?
does not reflect my feeling.
pissing down with rain…

My Last Week

My last week in Spain has been hectic to say the least, so here’s a week worth of haikus coming at ya.

Wednesday, May 7th, 2014 – Free Wednesday

no after school class
yet did nothing productive
story of my life

Wednesday, April 30th, 2014 – School Trip!

they walked towards me
guess we’re going to the hall
Asturian play

Tuesday, March 25th, 2014 – Retail Therapy

there’s new graffiti
always sit in the same seat
I was sick of dicks

McChicken Sandwich
and all is right in the world
maybe new clothes too

Saturday, 15th March, 2014 – The Hike

walking in mountains
it will be easy they said
the steepest incline

actually can’t breathe
I’m not cut out for this shit
I’ve injured my crease

planned on going out
but everything hurts, I’m tired
why’s this happening

Friday, March 7th, 2014 – Carnaval, Mieres

so Mieres has bars…
ones that my students go to…
‘Bath, Jello.’ god sake.

jester and zebra
a patriotic costume
and an indian

you’re friends are ninnies
the least offensive word evz
p*ssy ain’t the same

Wednesday, March 5th, 2014 – Back To Reality

joder, he is drunk
he’s still drunk from Carnaval
mad man on the bus

two day working week
it’s back to ‘reality’
this is the life, guys.

I was not ready
a ‘how I met your mother’
shouldn’t watch alone

Monday, March 3rd, 2014 – Carnaval, Cadiz

political songs
everyone disfrazando
I drank far too much

singing Disney songs
what is the fascination?
thought they were different

Sunday, February 23rd, 2014 – Otherwise a Good Day

when I’m in hostels
there’s always Americans
who just piss me off.

five minutes of fame
Hannah Briggs was interviewed
she’ll be on tv!

to the market hall
I remember more tapas?
bad service, cold food.

man, I love snapchat
drawing Hannah as a cat
we are so funny